why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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