he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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