Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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