I need help removing her.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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