I just made out with a guy for $7.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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