so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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