Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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