His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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