i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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