it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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