Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm both gender and math confused
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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