i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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