This girl is more easily done than said...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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