oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
handjob tips. give me some.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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