the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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