This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
