so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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