my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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