We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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