my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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