You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
