Your dad touched me again.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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