do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
This baby is an asshole
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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