I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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