normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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