is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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