Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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