You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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