Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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