I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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