she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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