its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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