he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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