Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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