writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
