I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
3pm strippers are depressing
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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