I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
