He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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