he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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