Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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