I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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