I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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