If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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