So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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