google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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