yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
