I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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