Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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