It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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