You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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